Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What exactly is Toilet Tinder?
A: Toilet Tinder is a novelty matchbook that doubles as an odor eliminator. Light one up after you blast one out to quickly burn away unwanted bathroom smells.
Q: Does it really work?
A: Yes. The burning sulfur from a match neutralizes odor molecules instantly. It’s an old-school, scientifically proven method that works faster than most sprays. Read more about it at THE SCIENCE.
Q: Can't I just use regular matches?
A: Yes, definitely. We haven't reinvented the match. We have simply created a novelty, humorous take on it for the purpose of entertainment with a product that actually does something useful at the same time.
Q: Why is it so much more expensive for the first matchbook?
A: Postage. Postage eats up most of our profit, and of course there's the cost of shipping and handling materials which is more involved than other products due to special requirements, and of course, we need to make a little money for ourselves, right? But when you buy more than one, the rest are much cheaper because they are shipping together.
Q: Is Toilet Tinder safe to use indoors?
A: Absolutely, when used responsibly. Always strike the match on the cover, blow it out before disposing, and never leave a lit match unattended.
Q: Can I flush the match?
A: Only after it’s completely extinguished and cool. Never drop a burning or smoldering match into the toilet.
Q: Is this a real product or just a joke?
A: Both! Toilet Tinder is 100% real and functional, but it’s also designed to make people laugh. Think of it as a practical gag gift that actually works.
Q: Where can I buy Toilet Tinder?
A: Right here at ToiletTinder.com, the official source. It is also available on our eBay Store and our Etsy Shop.
Q: Can I order custom matchbooks for my business or event?
A: Yes, bulk and custom-branded options are available with a minimum quantity of 2,000 matchbooks. Contact us through the website for details and pricing.
Q: How many matches come in a book?
A: Each matchbook contains 20 matches.
Q: Who makes Toilet Tinder?
A: We have a US based manufacturer that produces this product. It’s sold by Diversified Global LLC, a U.S.-based novelty products company known for creating fun and functional gift items. Check out BankofEntitlement.com and NoveltyMeds.com, just a couple of our other companies!
Q: Can I give it as a gift?
A: Definitely. Toilet Tinder makes a perfect gag gift for holidays, coworkers, housewarmings, or anyone who could use a little bathroom humor. Guest at someone's dinner party? Leave a book of matches in the bathroom on your way out. Stinky office bathroom? Leave the subtle hint on the back of the toilet. (Just make sure not to leave matches within the reach of children!) We do NOT include a receipt with your order. We email a digital receipt, so if you wish to send it as an anonymous gift, they'll never know you bought it!
Q: Is Toilet Tinder responsible for fire, damage, or injury?
A: Absolutely not. Use matches responsibly and at your own risk. Full disclaimer is printed on every matchbook and on this website.
Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Currently, Toilet Tinder ships within the United States. We can only legally ship using USPS Ground Advantage. We can't offer any expedited services. This is a legal restriction required for safety in transit.
Q: Do you charge sales tax?
A: Currently, we are only required to collect sales tax for sales within Indiana. This can change in the future if we exceed an annual threshold of sales in your state. If you purchase through eBay or Etsy, you will usually be charged your state's sales tax rate. These platforms well exceed the threshold.
Q: How is the item packaged?
A: In accordance with safe packaging requirements, it will arrive in a 6x9 envelope with affixed bubble padding, a piece of chipboard inserted to prevent movement in the package, and each individually sealed in plastic with a cut in the plastic for easier opening.
Q: Can I get a refund if I’m not satisfied?
A: We want you to be happy with your purchase. If your order arrives damaged or defective, contact customer support within 7 days for replacement options.
Q: I have a question not answered here. Now what?
A: Too bad, so sad. KIDDING! Please reach out to us on the CONTACT page. We aim to respond within a few hours at the most.